Moved On?

I kinda came back here and saw what i missed....just might move back here. Sorry i've been cheating on you with wordpress.....well it's all your fault...she has a mobile app for bb and you don't....it's like she allows me to doggy while you just stick to ur missionary style..........this is me just typing rubbing outta boredom

It's been almost 4months since i put up a post here sha

Deuces

Skilla diaries

Been eons since i posted anything in this binsh....don't wanna believe i've been so busy i haven't had time to bore u lot with my boring lifestyle, alcoholism and many other rubbish i put up on this blog. Maybe i'm having writer's block....no be say i be writer sha.....i actualy do have a wordpress account i barely use too, that wan don suffer pass this blog......that might change soon as my very good friend The_Tools_Man wants me to be a guest blogger on his blog, that might just ginger me back to my old sef......can't even come up with any corny disclaimer message...its that bad.

Life's been the same ol shit, different shalanga and tamba water *fuck toilet rolls*....work Monday thru Thursday *Friday na 1/2 day for North, everyone na Muslim....my bear_bear hustas something even makes my case easier......of which i gas mark register for byob thursday nite.....and must resume with a hangover on friday...the Jumat service excuse covers this sha if u like tell my boss. I'm still an alcoholic, chronic womanizer and still exhibit all the bad traits your mama  warned you about..............decadence and
debauchery filled things *evil grin*

I'm barely on twitter these days, dunno if its work, MTN taking the piss, nothing interesting to tweet about or the 17 girls who claim to be pregnant for me......i sha know its one of these sha.....love life is intact....i think i'm in love sef but i can't write about it b4 one of the skilla17 think its about them........with their baby mama drama.....by the way Angelina Jolie can like to adopt half a dozen of em, i'll take 5......i think i'm high again cos this post makes absolutely no sense.

Health wise.....i'm still kissing the cancer sticks, i still drink like a fish, eat irregularly...most times late.....this explains why i'm up at this time...*smh* 4 myself......God help anyone who points out this blog to any of my parents dem dey form tech savvy sef ...God will clog your arteries and give u a heart attack before you give my mother one.....Talking  of momsy...tomorrow is her born day, make una help me pray for the woman who carried me for 9months in her womb....as you do so, ur kids and kids will pray for you as well.....anyways....gotta go to bed.....work dey tomorrow bummer

P.S.
Actor no dey die, if u see gbagaun chest eet!

SKILLA DIARIES.......Blabbing or a come back?

Wow....exactly a month since i posted something in this binsh! I miss coming to write here in my semi-drunken state.....usually get inspiration then. These days, it's either i'm too drunk or not drunk enough to put up a post and if it's not that, i'm probably tryna chat up a babe somewhere so i can get in her pata....yes i said it, i'm an ashawo like that.....can't say the same of my success rate sha, something my father will be disappointed in, if he finds out.

I have no disclaimer notice to put up today as my brain cells are being fried in this Abuja sun which makes it rather impossible to come up with anything witty. I do not even have anything important to post sef.....just came here make e no be like say me sef no dey drop few lines for my blog...........

Round up............so i gave up smoking for 4days not successive days sh in the past week and i haven't smoked today looking around to see if my maiguard isn't reading i didn't party this weekend as i was indoors most of the time.....BYOB @ Play was on point last thursday as the ratio of girls to boys was 3:1.....and it was Onyeka, Muyiwa and Terdoh's birthday on that same thursday....i'm guessing it was their crowd sha...maybe, maybe not......Ms. Brownie's in town....no further comments....Kizzy Kastro's in town too....i don't tweet like i use to..........i obviously don't have anything to write.....being dependent on alcohol and nicotine for creativity can be a bitch sometimes....oh well, i hope i come up with something cool the next time i decide to put up a post..........i owe a good friend at least 3articles, good thing she hasn't been breathing down my neck........going thru some mid life crisis too but fuck it, i ain't complaining.......besides being an alcoholic and nicotine addict, i think i love sex....problem is i never get enough....don't ask me when was the last time sha....didn't ur parents tell u its rude to ask such?..........enough of this blabbing, need me a fix of something to jolt my brain cells.........i ain't proof reading shit still....adios, ciao, odabo, ire, kachifo.....in a nutshell DUZEEZ

SKILLA DIARIES - Cool Restaurants to take ur date on Vals

This is coming rather late, but work has been a female dog all morning. Before i proceed, kindly read the disclaimer notice below

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All information in the post is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. This post should be read only by those persons who want to or referred to by friends.  However, if the contents of this post make no sense whatsoever then you probably were not the intended recipient, or, you are a mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately delete yourself & destroy your computer! Once you have taken this action please contact me.. no you idiot, you cant use your computer, you just destroyed it, and by the way, you are also deleted, but i digress...... 
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It's Valentine's day and you're wondering where you can take your loved one to? Have no fear, the voices in my head and i did a survey/review of cheap and affordable restaurants u can take that babe of yours. After all the babes of nowadays dey sing whether na N1, whether na N1000000 baby u go t me....and that my disclaimer piece was bland by the way......Enjoy the restaurant reviews


MamaPut

Mama Put aka Yakoyo aka Chop and Quench is doing Vals day promo with multiple outlets located abi na situated in every koro/lungu in Nigeria, u can never go wrong with their specialty in fried stew and assorted meat, ranging from ponmo, shaki, edo, fuku, ora, orisirisi...abbl (ati be be lo aka etc) Combined with amala, akpu, poundo, rice and dodo....Today, they are doing BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free) as its a day of love and sharing.








HYE aka Have You Eat

The Banner says it all, they attend to all your needs. They normally close by 6pm but today as its lovers day, they have extended it to 10PM so u can enjoy a romantic candle lit (dem no get gen) dinner with your loved one






Karibu's

Karibu's the place to be if you like food, as in plenty food...as in mass produced food for refugee camp things....omo na chop and die as u can see from the banner. Located in a village not too far from yours. I can assure u if ur babe is anorexic, she shall be cured. Whats that if not love?  Spoke to the chief chef Hassan aka Morufu on whats their secret and all he said was they get their supplies from China and he was even happy to smile for the camera. They do take out, just call the number on the banner

Hassan ze Chef aka Morufu

Herpes Pizza

 So your friends are bragging that they took their babes to Debonnaires....do not despair, there's a new Pizza hut in town, located in downtown ajegunle, where u can get an amala flavored pizza for N300 with goat meat shredding and things...u can never go wrong...Impress Sikira, treat her to some Italian delicacy, make she sef quality. For every pizza u buy, u get one bottle of sharwarma and hot salad as its vals day....Hurry up and go to Herpes Pizza









Well these are the top 3 joints that made my list....i actually had 10 but i no get time write shit....u guys don't pay me, but these 3 lovely restaurants have offered me free food for putting them on the internet.

In other news i am still single and NO it's not because of valentine's day.......the picture below should explain

 

As Bruno Mars don sing, all the babes just dey believe....me wey nonchalant before...i never catch banger, na grenade i wan catch.....need to get back to work right now.....I had a blast this weekend and my body still aches....might put up a post tomorrow sha....

Happy Valentine's day and stay blessed

P.S.

USE PROTECTION

SKILLA DIARIES Another Disclaimer Notice

I wonder if i'll ever run outta ideas or websites to steal these notices, the voices in my head don't think so and @GriffinStreaks is here looking at me and shaking his head while i attempt to put up my next disclaimer here goes nothing:

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Please read all instructions and warnings before you proceed. Must be 18yrs of age or older to proceed any further. If you stumbled on this blog, do not dismay nor be frightened, the post below was not written in Morse Code and if you have a doubt, i can get Nicholas Cage in Wind Talkers to help you translate/decode it. If you haven't registered to vote, kindly do so before you read this post as the repercussions of not doing so are grave. You are most likely going to be raped by  rabies infested monkies if you do not vote. In no way was that last line sponsored by the protagonists of #RSVP and no its not Rice and Stew Very Plenty you glutton, its Register, Secure, Vote and Participate....hope i got that right. This disclaimer won't explode after you read it as secret agents all over the world have been warned to desist from such crude ways of communications. If you believe the World is gonna end on 21/05/2011 or believe everything you saw in the movie 2012, this post is not for you. If you lack a sense of humor, please move on or better still grow up unless you're Peter Pan and i'm sure it sucks wearing those green pants, don't go believing you're metro-sexual...dude, you're gay!.

This post is short sha......its confirmed, i'm becoming lazy or maybe i've been too busy....whichever way sha...i no get anything to write....i actually do sha....the weekend was filled with debauchery and alcohol laden acts.....Lemme see if i can recall sha.

Thursday
No karaoke.....Stadia office chilling with the adawa committee (They make many important decisions in this country believe it) sipping on Udeme and things till it was 10:30PM which signaled the time for BYOB at play....took a sharp detour at home to do #2 as my house no far from play....Got their and two bottles of absolut with many coca cola was on the table.....saw the usual suspects and the guzzling began....u go think say na water men dey drink as i no fit explain how the 1st bottle went down in 30mins.....sizing up the chicks in the club as na sausage-fest men as no abana (abana [a-ba-na] - noun: a girl, fine or not) dey our side.....i take that back....like 14 abanas where there forming activity....was still scoping one when NEPA struck....bastards took the light for like 30mins but people lock up, no waka.....i'm beginning to suspect Play has jazzed some of us.....power was restored and as if some evil spirit possessed everyone, we started dancing immediately the music started.......i really don't remember half of the shit that went down that night...i sha know i got home in one piece

Friday
Woke up late, was late for work.....mad hangover but a man's gotta make this paper....how i wish i was still collecting pocket money from the parents *sigh*....left work early and attempted to sleep but that wan no gree come....DJ managed to drag me to some party later that night but as body no be firewood, i retired on time 10:45PM to be precise....slept like a baby and vowed not to drink again i say this everytime.....

Saturday
After a loooooooong sleep from the previous night, i was determined to make the best outta the rest of my weekend...Headed to stadia for a few drinks as well as watch the games.....was still laffing at assanal's draw when those bastards at wolves decided to stop United's unbeaten run....imagine small relegation bound wolves *kmt*. Dante's birthday was the next day so we decided to party till he turns 21....yelz we're young like that....why do u think they call me and my friends young money....like duh!.....sha, we moved ourselves to the Caribbean wine cafe for weed spiked shisha, followed by 3bottles of absolut and 1JD....Seven Carina, GraffitiSticks, Frank Sushe, Joey Crack, Fazza, CFC, and many more peeps i'll rather not mention are guilty of falling those bottles.....moved to play and another bottle of vodka went down......the rest as i know is history, well not really sha....i remember a stolen kiss, someone professing love, someone dozing in the club, a lot of ass grabbing, an interesting conversation on my way home with Sushe which we have no idea of what we talked about the following day.....all i know is i got home in one piss....yup one piss, i took a piss in front of my gate and slept like a baby.....the end...opin sinima

SKILLA DIARIES

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Warning: Actual Post is boring 

 

So after my last post review from friends, foes and family alike, they all came to the conclusion that i am not OK and i have finally lost it......i beg to differ though, i am very much okay and if you don't agree with me, you can grab your Mary K makeup kit and go give facebook a makeover.....as if y'all weren't entertained...even oyinbo man faraway in Greece dey laugh the post, why? cos he has a great sense of humor.....and if u still don't get it, go to Jabi Lake with a mop and help the ecology by ridding it of the over-spill with ya mop  .........anyways i don't know what i wanna put up this time seeing i put a lil bit of effort on the disclaimer notice....i guess i should just tell you how my weekend before the last went down

So i went for a birthday party and had the opportunity to try on my new suit from Pierre Cardin i am GQ like that as you can see in my picture below. Even asked the mirror on the wall, only for the fucktard to tell me "Google is Your Friend"......bastard mirror, changing him soon i reckon. Maybe i'll just buy a yoruba speaking agbero mirror, i hear they know how to sing ones praise

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Whos is The Flyest of Them All?

By the way, the event took place at the prestigious Hilton Hotel in Ajegunle plus it was strictly by invitation

AJ Hilton Foyer

 It was only courteous of me to get the celebrant a cake which i did from the best bakery in the whole wide world L'Agege, bromate filled, high on carbs with no nutritional value whatsoever. There was also ewa agoyin to go with the cake as "man can't live by bread alone"

Birthday Cake

The guests at the party did their usual African timing wahala, they started trooping as soon as it was 3hrs past the specified time and before you could say shokolokobangoshe, the place was packed to the brim with both peoples and stars, shayo everywhere and a few celebs i was able to get pictures of;

Brangelina

Kanye's Mom

 

Breezi aka Fadeyi Oloro

Drunkn Munky

 

I couldn't get enough picture of the other notable guests as my bb died. The party was in full swing, drinks everywhere, dancing competitions, chit-chat and thingz, a fight broke out by the way and i was lucky to get a picture of the brawlers......below are some of the pics i took before my phone pai sha...

See as these babes dey boogie down...this was the skonto competition

This was the dude that won the alanta competition, he beat @thetoolsman only cos he could make an alanta shit face and my boy toolz was too tush to mean mug

The host treated us to sea pork and we were also given foreign ororo as take away

Blackberry Saga: @Preshus89 vs @Rondo_Jewel fight that almost ended the party

This dude just dey tiff drinks up an down, i'm sure he got the bad habit from going to BYOB at play on Thursdays

This is pure laziness in my part ....i'm not paid to write this shit, so i can as well end this post here.......at least i put a lil effort on the disclaimer bit......have work to do now....BYE

Have a great week

THE SKILLA DIARIES - A Mini Biography

Its Monday again whoop whoop! and i'm here downloading the latest jazz app in town...u know the jazz that can make u walk through walls, had my colleague at work to take a picture (see pic below). before you read the post, take your time and go through the disclaimer notice below.

 

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My Mini-Biography
 
Name: Tola aka Skillful Skillashi! aka Actor No dey Die aka Skilobo aka Abija aka etc...yes etc sef na alias!

Zodiac sign: Taurus.....I'm a BullY

Hobbies: Collecting Tiger/Shark teeth, Catching Bullets with Bare Hands, and stopping locomotive trains with my farts.

My Records: Fought with an Elephant and Hippopotamus  broke the elephant's neck, shoved it up the hippo's ass  after beating the shit out of a lion and bear for not supporting me.

Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava.

Silly things Done: Swimming in a tsunami and playing tag with a cobra.

Most Embarassing Moment: Couldnt kill 100 Bears with a single punch(only 99 died). Last one was in a coma..wonder why the fool didn't die *kmt*

Proudest Moment: When a cobra Died after biting Me.B-)

Something about Me: i dont really like to show off, I'm too humble for that.....if I attempt show off ehn! You wouldn't believe anything I say, like how Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, James Bond, Captain Afrika, Terror Muda and Chuck Norris asked me for help back in dem days *memories*  

Randoms
So someone asked me what I do when I run outta shoes, easy...I look for the closest reptile, preferably a crocodile or python, skin it alive and voila I've got new shoes.

Another person asked what would I do if horny...that wasn't difficult....strap bombs all over my body, blow up myself in a crowded area....voila 99virgins in heaven waiting for me *shiken*..... P.S. This is not suicide bombing as I have a return ticket from heaven with multiple entry visa sef.


Someone also asked how i do my shopping....like jeez! is that a question? What do you have Yahoo Messenger for?

For those doubting these facts i put up, see my picture....i was just 8yrs here by the way, leading a riot in protest of the rise in cost of agege bread and ew agoyin....i roll bare chested mehn! even the cops were scared to step up to me. They had to call in the Justice League to beg me....i didn't budge till i whooped super man and bat man before shoving captain america's shield up his ass.....memories* We're cool now though and i'm still considering joining the Justice League

If u got more questions about my humble self, feel free to post a comment and oh yes I'm very normal
Eez your boy Skillful Skillashi....aka...you know the rest....«---that's an alias too

Duzeez ....

P.S.
Read the disclaimer again o ye haters!

SKILLA DIARIES

I am back in Abuja and my new year's resolution i never made any was to reduce my nocturnal outings as well as cut down on my extra-curricular activities. This was made easy as i was accompanied by the Breeze's, Owu and his elder brother Legbe....i'm sure most of y'all are familiar with Owu though. How did i get to know the Breeze's? That's easy now, i partied a lot over the hols and money went down, paint-balling, bowling, go-karting etc. meeting owu was bound to happen.........make i free this Owu story before i deviate from the purpose of this post which i bloody have no idea what it is. Owu and Legbe are gonna be outta my life by month end, this i am sure of.

The past week wasn't bad as i was able to close a project i started sometime last year *adjusts jigi and pops collar like the bad ass project manager that i am*.....Don't wanna talk about work o jare....maybe i'll do that in my alternate blog. Anyways my usual routine from Thursdays changed as i didn't go to Cassalinda for karaoke nor BYOB at Play  even though i got several PINGS!!!, calls and text messages which i tactically ignored #NoMourinho.....Friday that i attempted to even go out sef, same story....fell asleep b4 11:00pm, talk about old age...off which i don dey old o! My birthday is in May, 8days before the world comes to an end *yimu* i hope i get the strength to party....and yet i deviate again from what i'm posting....*sigh*. Bumped into an old friend sha...Haji something.....woooo that na story for later.

Back to my post....so i was chilling jejely at home, playing Call of Duty "Black Ops" omo the game is mad gaan o...and i wan begin dey deviate *smh*....that's how hunger came knocking and we (Me DJ n Adey) decided to go look for food at 9:30PM...found food and decided to go to Wineshop to chill for a bit. Steve, Mo n Ola later joined us over a bottle of Absolut....the night was quite windy and chilly if i may add, reminded me of that one time in Brooklyn *good times*...anyways, was sitting down, chatting with friends when i spotted CFC...he later joined us with Ms. T.....finished the absolut and was home bound when someone suggested play....sha went home to change, got to play and the place was kinda dry, MsKunz n Bev later joined us......got a bottle of absolut vodka, our 2nd of the night....so much for reducing alcohol intake this year ....saw Mady, omo Mady is hot o! she is one of the few babes that makes me wish i was a lil bit taller *sigh* .......it was mad fun at play......the night ended with the screen of my phone broke "don't ask me how".....got home and played call of duty in my inebriated state....omo dem too kill me as i no play with clear eye......


Sunday was spent watching movies as i no get functional BB, all my sunday sunday ashewo pinging were put on hold, watched the united game...thank God it ended 0-0 if not I no go hear word from awon enemies, got on twitter via tweetdeck but the thing no fit be like ubertwitter.......the end o jare

Have a great week

P.S
Still don't proof read shit so u can like to use ponmo as bracelet if u spot any gbagaun...Thanz a bunsh!

New Zodiac Dates

Happy New year peeps, this is my 1st post....well 2nd post of the year as i have an alternate blog skilobo.wordpress.com.
 
The powers that be have decided to add a new zodiac sign to the constellations.....well i'm still a Taurean and e remain small i for turn Ram aka Aries *sigh*
 
The New Dates:

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Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

Saw an article online that broke down the typical Taurus that i am and i can say it was totally on point. Have a great read below.

Taurus Strength Keywords:

- Dependable
- Persistent
- Loyal
- Patient
- Generous

Taurus Weakness Keywords:

- Stubborn
- Laziness
- Possessive
- Materialistic
- Self-indulging

Taurus and Independence:

Taurus is not the one who ventures out into the unknown and leads the way, Taurus is the one that will follow the leader and strengthen and build upon the discovered, in other words they are the one that will "dot the I's and cross the T's". This perseverance is given to them by their stubborn streak. Taurus stubborn streak is what gives their independence. They like to do things their way. They are perfectly fine on being alone, this way things get done they way they want them to be done. Taurus is not a follower, but they are not the brave one either. Taurus is perfectly independent. With their perseverance, they get things done and can do quite well for themselves.

Taurus and Friendship: 

A Taurus is an excellent friend. Taurus has few close friends as opposed to many acquaintances. The few people they hold dear to them are guarded and protected. Their friends are treated like family and they are fiercely loyal and dependable. Taurus loves to be the host or hostess. Although not a total social butterfly, they can be shy around strangers, the people who Taurus let into their lives are lavishly catered to when Taurus decides to throw a party, they decorate and present everything lavishly. Taurus will always pamper themselves and their close group of friends.

Taurus and Business:

Taurus is a strong business person. Taurus is the one who has immense perseverance, even when others have given up, the Taurus rages on. They have a knack for finance and their financial advice is prized. They know where money is to be made and have the ability to manipulate and set the path for their own success. Taurus are not frivolous spenders but they like to live lavishly and surround themselves with nice possessions and foods, which all adds up resulting in large spending habits. They will not spend all their money and cause their business to fail because if they do, their security and stability will be gone and this will cause them great stress.

Taurus Temperament:

Taurus are deeply sensitive, the slightest comment or negative remark will be taken personally and they can easily get offended or hurt. Their stubborn streak results in laziness. They can be very lazy when someone gives them orders or wants them to do something they do not want to do. They are not lazy when it comes to themselves,

Taurus Deep Inside:

Taurus are not fond of change. In fact, is change is imminent, they get very nervous and worried. They do not like anything new because anything new is unknown and Taurus fears the unknown. Taurus needs order in their lives and when they do not have order, they get very anxious. Taurus will cut themselves off from the unfamiliar in order to avoid the feelings of insecurity that arise when new experiences and situations are present. Taurus do not express their feelings openly and their inner self is contained and secretive. Many people do not know how sensitive Taurus really is, they hide it well. As a result, they are often emotionally hurt when the wrong things are said, they take things too personally sometimes. Taurus avoids talking about their emotions and many people never really know how they feel.

Taurus in a Nutshell:

Taurus is the one who has immense perseverance, even when others have given up, the Taurus rages on. Solid and persistent, just like the bull, which is Taurus' well suited symbol. Taurus's have a well known reputation for being stubborn, which is not necessarily a bad thing. The stubborn streak can cause Taurus to butt heads and conflict with other strong character types. Taurus are not fond of change. They like the familiar and routine comfort of life. Taurus is easy going and not one to pick a fight but should some poor souls attempt to provoke Taurus, the wrath will be known, for they have a temper underneath the calm surface. Taurus are very responsive to their surroundings. They like decorations, color, anything that appeals to all the senses. Taurus like possessions and the Taurus home is nicely decorated with lots of things. Taurus are down to earth, they do not like gaudy, flashy or over the top things. They prefer comfortable and creative settings and objects. Taurus likes security, in every aspect of their lives from home, to love, to career. Taurus can be secretive, opinionated and stingy. Taurus tend to be self-indulgent and lazy, Taurus are master procrastinators of the astrology zodiac! They do however have a strong, persistent drive that comes to life when they chose, and no one would ever know that they are lazy. The secret to this is that their laziness is pushed aside when it comes to themselves.

Taurus Love, Sex and Relationships

What it's like to date a Taurus Woman:

Taurus women are masters in the art of seduction. She will get what she wants but her patience is incredible, she will wait for what she wants She needs stability and security and will not tolerate a man who is not straight with her and leads her along with uncertainty in the future. She is the old-fashioned type, the type of woman who is associated with the drive-in soda shop days of the 60's. She is down to earth, protective, supportive, loving, devoted and loyal. She is openly affectionate in a relationship. Taurus women is perfect for the man who likes to be nurtured and pampered, providing you are loyal and devoted. She has a lot to give but she requires a lot in return. Remember, the Taurus woman is very sensitive although she might not seem so on the exterior. Court her and constantly try to impress her and you will win her heart and she will be yours. Cross a Taurus woman, and her temper will flare, she will become extremely stubborn. If you ever break her trust, it will be nearly impossible to gain it back again.

What it's like to date a Taurus Man:

The Taurus man is very sensible, he is not the man to sweep you off your feet. He is practical and down to earth. He wants a high quality woman, not a woman for one night. He will survey cautiously before he makes his approach. He is very patient when it comes to a relationship. He will survey the situation and make sure the woman has something to offer him, before he offers himself. Taurus man is a romantic man, he will put his woman on a pedestal, protect her and cherish her. Once he has chosen his woman, he will be very generous, loyal and faithful. He is not a boring man, but he is not for the woman who craves adventure and excitement. Taurus man is for the woman who craves stability and comfort, he is an incredible provider and is a very fine choice as a partner for the right woman. He is in it for the long haul so commitment is no problem for this man.

How To Attract Taurus:

Do not attempt to rush into a relationship with Taurus. They are very patient and expect you to be so too. Make them laugh, if they are amused and entertained by you, they will enjoy being with you. The way to a Taurus' heart is through their stomachs. Cook for them or offer to take them to a fine upscale restaurant. Taurus enjoy talking about finance, business, money and material possessions.

Taurus Erogenous Zone:

The throat and neck are the hot spots for any Taurus. Lightly rub the neck, kiss it gently, lick it lightly, even a soft nipple will make them melt like butter! Massage the back of the neck while you are relaxing, this relax them and set the mood for passion!

Sex With Taurus:

They are passionate lovers. They have lots of physical stamina and this makes up for the lack of variety in the sex life.