SKILLA DIARIES Another Disclaimer Notice

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This post is short sha......its confirmed, i'm becoming lazy or maybe i've been too busy....whichever way sha...i no get anything to write....i actually do sha....the weekend was filled with debauchery and alcohol laden acts.....Lemme see if i can recall sha.

Thursday
No karaoke.....Stadia office chilling with the adawa committee (They make many important decisions in this country believe it) sipping on Udeme and things till it was 10:30PM which signaled the time for BYOB at play....took a sharp detour at home to do #2 as my house no far from play....Got their and two bottles of absolut with many coca cola was on the table.....saw the usual suspects and the guzzling began....u go think say na water men dey drink as i no fit explain how the 1st bottle went down in 30mins.....sizing up the chicks in the club as na sausage-fest men as no abana (abana [a-ba-na] - noun: a girl, fine or not) dey our side.....i take that back....like 14 abanas where there forming activity....was still scoping one when NEPA struck....bastards took the light for like 30mins but people lock up, no waka.....i'm beginning to suspect Play has jazzed some of us.....power was restored and as if some evil spirit possessed everyone, we started dancing immediately the music started.......i really don't remember half of the shit that went down that night...i sha know i got home in one piece

Friday
Woke up late, was late for work.....mad hangover but a man's gotta make this paper....how i wish i was still collecting pocket money from the parents *sigh*....left work early and attempted to sleep but that wan no gree come....DJ managed to drag me to some party later that night but as body no be firewood, i retired on time 10:45PM to be precise....slept like a baby and vowed not to drink again i say this everytime.....

Saturday
After a loooooooong sleep from the previous night, i was determined to make the best outta the rest of my weekend...Headed to stadia for a few drinks as well as watch the games.....was still laffing at assanal's draw when those bastards at wolves decided to stop United's unbeaten run....imagine small relegation bound wolves *kmt*. Dante's birthday was the next day so we decided to party till he turns 21....yelz we're young like that....why do u think they call me and my friends young money....like duh!.....sha, we moved ourselves to the Caribbean wine cafe for weed spiked shisha, followed by 3bottles of absolut and 1JD....Seven Carina, GraffitiSticks, Frank Sushe, Joey Crack, Fazza, CFC, and many more peeps i'll rather not mention are guilty of falling those bottles.....moved to play and another bottle of vodka went down......the rest as i know is history, well not really sha....i remember a stolen kiss, someone professing love, someone dozing in the club, a lot of ass grabbing, an interesting conversation on my way home with Sushe which we have no idea of what we talked about the following day.....all i know is i got home in one piss....yup one piss, i took a piss in front of my gate and slept like a baby.....the end...opin sinima