Sheriph: SKILLA DIARIES XIII

Thursday

Was in BANS *Boys Are Not Smiling* mode as owu dey blow and bills were piling up ~~e no easy to be man~~. So i decided to shelve my BYOB Thursday ritual at play till CFC called to change paroles saying tabs are on him....as a sharp guy i tagged along ~~awoof dey run belle.~~ CFC picked me up, we left for wineshop around 10PM, grabbed a bottle of Vodka....and oh yeah, spotted Q without @Sir_Timmy1 *Dude is now chopping oil money in Bayelsa.....miss that nucca #nohomo

Got to BYOB rather early, in fact this was the earliest i've ever gotten there. We shared a table with Q, started sipping on our vodka ~~shepe~~ and juice when @GriffinStreeaks @Soyebo and the gang joined our table with. These boys are alcoholic....3bottles of vodka disappeared in no time even when CFC asked to monitor his alchy consumption. Step in T....T used to be CFC's neighbor at 1004 ~~onile gogoro~~ as well as Buga's almost girlfriend. Buga already gave me heads up that she'll be there and there she was shaking her ikebe in front of CFC. Make e no be like say i carry last, i follow rock the ikebe utunu!

T's Ikebe...Ikebe toh kwoliti

Our Koro at BYOB...that's @GriffinStreaks btw

Everyone sha wanted to grind with T

Left Play like 4:00AM and didn't get home till 7:30AM....why?....omo mehn crash inside car ~~shayonabastard!.~~

Friday
Woke up 30mins after i got home for work...................~~no one cares about work here~~. So Ms. Jigi called that she wanted to groove utunu....not just her o, she and her friends....for my mind i dey say one chance as me i no get money but CFC came thru again ~~what will i do without this boy *sigh*.~~ @Biodunf and Kachi *Lagos fam* were also in town .....they shan't be dulled.....Mr. Mak picked me later in the eveing to hook up with the rest of the crew all 8 of us headed for P.U.L.S.E at Platinum Lounge, S.E.C.....dem wan form guest list but thank God i know people, who know other people who know bad guyz. Bumped into the regular Abuja crowd, Q was there, Zara ~~wey suppose dey NYSC Camp,~~ PWAN and many more i don't remember.

It was Ice Prince's birthday as well, so he decided to kolobi the microphone as well as order the DJ to play track this and track that.....we endured the brief moment of by force concert

IcePrince doing his thing

We left PULSE for Play which was a bit off for a Friday night.........next stop, Aqua....That place was HOT!!!! ahan, the place was packed.....blame it on this orobo pole dancer in a cow girl costume who knows how to work the pole better than her lepa counterparts....see pic below. By the way heard the babe was seizing phones if u took her picture...me i be james bond...~~seize fire na~~

Orobo Pole Dancer

Saturday
Woke up late, and joined my peoples later, Kachi n @Biodunf were having fun ~~i think~~ and oh yeah it was also Debola's birthday ~~awoof lems *bb alanta smiley*.~~ Hooked up at ceddi plaza, whiled away time looking at some ladies dancing while boys called dibs on a particular chic in pink.

My People

Midnight
We headed to iBlend's ScreamFest at ROMA Lounge...all 18 of us o, ~~u go fear crowd~~ then Play afterward for Uti's party...we all couldn't get in ~~levelz pass levelz.~~ so we left for Aqua's Halloween parry without costume or mask........ ~~patapata we go pay enter~~.

Aqua wasn't bad at all...well blame it on our crowd....we sure do know how to have fun.....Then orobo stripper came again with her tricks as well as obtaining phones....Softie took a pic and was nabbed....we got the phone later after the picture was deleted...tried to take a pic but it didn't come out clear

Cellulite Infested stripper yansh okbye!

Had a few drinks and headed to Aristotle ~~oh boy we dey waka o!.~~ Aristotle was fun too.......daned with Ms. Kunz for a bit and i kept repeating nohomo! every time she backed it up....she's the poster girl for chics i call DKNY "Double Kegs No Yansh!"

It was a great weekend and as Biodun said.....it was decadent and filled with debauchery....