SKILLA DIARIES - Cool Restaurants to take ur date on Vals

This is coming rather late, but work has been a female dog all morning. Before i proceed, kindly read the disclaimer notice below

Disclaimer Notice
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It's Valentine's day and you're wondering where you can take your loved one to? Have no fear, the voices in my head and i did a survey/review of cheap and affordable restaurants u can take that babe of yours. After all the babes of nowadays dey sing whether na N1, whether na N1000000 baby u go t me....and that my disclaimer piece was bland by the way......Enjoy the restaurant reviews


MamaPut

Mama Put aka Yakoyo aka Chop and Quench is doing Vals day promo with multiple outlets located abi na situated in every koro/lungu in Nigeria, u can never go wrong with their specialty in fried stew and assorted meat, ranging from ponmo, shaki, edo, fuku, ora, orisirisi...abbl (ati be be lo aka etc) Combined with amala, akpu, poundo, rice and dodo....Today, they are doing BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free) as its a day of love and sharing.








HYE aka Have You Eat

The Banner says it all, they attend to all your needs. They normally close by 6pm but today as its lovers day, they have extended it to 10PM so u can enjoy a romantic candle lit (dem no get gen) dinner with your loved one






Karibu's

Karibu's the place to be if you like food, as in plenty food...as in mass produced food for refugee camp things....omo na chop and die as u can see from the banner. Located in a village not too far from yours. I can assure u if ur babe is anorexic, she shall be cured. Whats that if not love?  Spoke to the chief chef Hassan aka Morufu on whats their secret and all he said was they get their supplies from China and he was even happy to smile for the camera. They do take out, just call the number on the banner

Hassan ze Chef aka Morufu

Herpes Pizza

 So your friends are bragging that they took their babes to Debonnaires....do not despair, there's a new Pizza hut in town, located in downtown ajegunle, where u can get an amala flavored pizza for N300 with goat meat shredding and things...u can never go wrong...Impress Sikira, treat her to some Italian delicacy, make she sef quality. For every pizza u buy, u get one bottle of sharwarma and hot salad as its vals day....Hurry up and go to Herpes Pizza









Well these are the top 3 joints that made my list....i actually had 10 but i no get time write shit....u guys don't pay me, but these 3 lovely restaurants have offered me free food for putting them on the internet.

In other news i am still single and NO it's not because of valentine's day.......the picture below should explain

 

As Bruno Mars don sing, all the babes just dey believe....me wey nonchalant before...i never catch banger, na grenade i wan catch.....need to get back to work right now.....I had a blast this weekend and my body still aches....might put up a post tomorrow sha....

Happy Valentine's day and stay blessed

P.S.

USE PROTECTION