SKILLA DIARIES

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Warning: Actual Post is boring 

 

So after my last post review from friends, foes and family alike, they all came to the conclusion that i am not OK and i have finally lost it......i beg to differ though, i am very much okay and if you don't agree with me, you can grab your Mary K makeup kit and go give facebook a makeover.....as if y'all weren't entertained...even oyinbo man faraway in Greece dey laugh the post, why? cos he has a great sense of humor.....and if u still don't get it, go to Jabi Lake with a mop and help the ecology by ridding it of the over-spill with ya mop  .........anyways i don't know what i wanna put up this time seeing i put a lil bit of effort on the disclaimer notice....i guess i should just tell you how my weekend before the last went down

So i went for a birthday party and had the opportunity to try on my new suit from Pierre Cardin i am GQ like that as you can see in my picture below. Even asked the mirror on the wall, only for the fucktard to tell me "Google is Your Friend"......bastard mirror, changing him soon i reckon. Maybe i'll just buy a yoruba speaking agbero mirror, i hear they know how to sing ones praise

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Whos is The Flyest of Them All?

By the way, the event took place at the prestigious Hilton Hotel in Ajegunle plus it was strictly by invitation

AJ Hilton Foyer

 It was only courteous of me to get the celebrant a cake which i did from the best bakery in the whole wide world L'Agege, bromate filled, high on carbs with no nutritional value whatsoever. There was also ewa agoyin to go with the cake as "man can't live by bread alone"

Birthday Cake

The guests at the party did their usual African timing wahala, they started trooping as soon as it was 3hrs past the specified time and before you could say shokolokobangoshe, the place was packed to the brim with both peoples and stars, shayo everywhere and a few celebs i was able to get pictures of;

Brangelina

Kanye's Mom

 

Breezi aka Fadeyi Oloro

Drunkn Munky

 

I couldn't get enough picture of the other notable guests as my bb died. The party was in full swing, drinks everywhere, dancing competitions, chit-chat and thingz, a fight broke out by the way and i was lucky to get a picture of the brawlers......below are some of the pics i took before my phone pai sha...

See as these babes dey boogie down...this was the skonto competition

This was the dude that won the alanta competition, he beat @thetoolsman only cos he could make an alanta shit face and my boy toolz was too tush to mean mug

The host treated us to sea pork and we were also given foreign ororo as take away

Blackberry Saga: @Preshus89 vs @Rondo_Jewel fight that almost ended the party

This dude just dey tiff drinks up an down, i'm sure he got the bad habit from going to BYOB at play on Thursdays

This is pure laziness in my part ....i'm not paid to write this shit, so i can as well end this post here.......at least i put a lil effort on the disclaimer bit......have work to do now....BYE

Have a great week