SKILLA DIARIES XIX

Thursday
My Thursday's kinda following a familiar pattern now, not that i'm complaining sha....this thursday wasn't any different....got off work....straight home, Rory joined me, watched Dexter for a bit....next stop, Stadia make e no be like say i no mark register. had a few pints of beer with the lads u go think say na London i dey Before heading to Cassalinda for Karaoke. Well There was a call to bar dinner going on but that didn't stop us from singing our hearts out.....before i forget, Rory was wearing bum shorts which drew the attention of most of the adults at Cassalinda...old men were ogling while the women were just shaking their heads and giving her *side eye*.....Usual suspects GTB Yellow and Giga couldn't make it for some reason or the other. Just when i was about to finish up my Duet with Rory....the whole Adawa committee came in...good thing the call to bar dinner was done with so there was enough seats for everyone. TMak came with a chick...Ms. K she can gerrit. Farouk came with a 16wheeler who can also gerrit, i no dey too discriminate. MsKunz, DZ, Bk and Bola later joined us....we had fun sha sha.........Next stop was BYOB....i mean what's a Thursday night without BYOB in Abuja? We got to play and entered in no time perks of being a regular Saw familiar faces and kolobied one koro in VIP.....I shall not go into details of the events of that night, all i can say is "It was LEGEN.....wait for it....DARY despite the heat. Talking about the heat sef, omo people no send o, it was like they were practicing how to adapt to hell ni sha.......i mean, you could take a N100 cab to hell in that heat.....considering most of the people at play that night were lawyers who just called to bar.....i'm sure the fare to hell will be slashed to 50kad no offense to lawyers sha but we all know most of u are hell bound......... It didn't deter some people from grinding, climbing tables/chairs etc.......There was this babe on the table beside me....she was dancing one kind erotic dance while the maga dude that brought her was pouring water on her....good thing she was wearing a white shirt and yours truly had ring side seats to the show......Saw Mady aka @ivorymanilov sef...who kept giving me "they eye" - that kind eye wey elders dey give pikin when pikin dey do bad thing not as if i was up to any good cos i was grinding all the girls around me u go think say na pepper.......so many things happened at BYOB that i can't remember blame it on shayo. Remembered tipping all the bouncers 5h each....omo nothing for them till next year!

Friday
I was chilling jejely in my lungu, playing FIFA'11 when TMak came to drag me to C24....bumped into @mallamsidi and One Ibo boy *i don forget him name*...... we were planning events for the night when TMak suggested a drink up at MsKunz....called Muzzle Top (Colleague from work) to help get vodka and JD on his way to C24 since he was close to Area2 (vodka na 2k2 jd na 4k5 for that zones)....shasha....the babes that were supposed to come for drink up dulled, giving us cock and bull story.........Anyways DOA's sis was invited for some pool party in Wuye....make e no be like say JD and Vodka waste, we decided to tag along mogbo/moya is my hobby. We decided to pick up a few friends (Jola, Bimbo, Debola and Bimbo's cousin) down the road at Silverspoon where i bumped into my old boss and ex colleague Sholz (Cool Guys)..... by the time we decided to take off, we don form convoy (5cars) Abuja people too like groove......we were 3minutes from Wuye when a call came in that the party has died........u go fear gone in 60s driving o....about turn back to play.....looking for a table in play no easy o....we were able to convince the bouncers to allow us into VIP, not the regular VIP (I must turn VIP by force VIP by the door VIP) we had fun sha...2bottles of JD, one Rose and i thought we'll call it a night.....nooooo CFC came in and had other plans.......we ended up at Aqua and bumped into an old flat mates  SuzieQ and KC along side some of their other friends ....if u see SuzieQ yansh ehn!! *sign of the cross* That's another story.......Before i could say jor o! i was handed a shot of tequila, lime and salt, make e no be like say i carry last, i down am straight to my ogo no time....small time CFC don hand me glass of something

"i have evil friends, they are hell bent on fucking my liver up whenever i go out with them"

By the time i drank whatever he gave me....i was gone, all i could remember was dancing with a FAT assed chic and she giving me her number.....the things we see in our inebriated state sigh! I sha got home in one piss, yelz i had to piss na.....

Saturday
Woke up at 4:13PM as in Nitori Olorun kilode! and vowed not to take any more alcohol till further notice. Asked Muzzle Top to get me food from CR as he was coming over, make man clear hangover for eye.....slept some more only to be awoken by DJ saying his office is having end of year party, i even help dress my guy up as fashion consultant *adjusts go slow bonez*.....at 1st i didn't wanna go but make e no be like say i no mingle with the many many oyinbo people wey dey him office and one of his fine colleagues was all the motivation i needed so as a very good bad guyz, i tagged along......omo oyinbo people sabi take care of dem selves o, open bar and buffet something  aka chop and quench. I kuku chop but i no quench as i was still recovering from last night's. Promised myself not to take alcohol even though it was staring at me koro koro....well i took a glass of champagne and that was it....Tmak and DOA later joined us sha.......My dressing up of DJ paid off as the paparazzi where all over him taking pictures and things bastard didn't deem it fit to gimme credit............moving on.....Nigerian babes are bastards sha....dem no even ja men face, na only oyinbo dem dey tasi ni sha... i no blame dem, God bless their hustle....Out of boredom, i went to get a pack of cigarettes and left it on the table only to go to the rest room and come back, my cigar don disappear and no one was owning up...as a bad guyz agbero i used style seize everybody phone for my table...the cigar surface sharpish under 30seconds awon BB addicts oshi. Held on to their phones for 5mins even after dem returned it

Dancing time: as bad ass stepper, all the oyinbos wanted to be affiliated with me sha, make e no come be like say me sef proud, i taught dem a few steps....na so DJ oga wife sef wan dey get jiggy with me fine baba kukuru l'omo but i consider my guy future so i no too press the yansh, just gave her light pressing cos the husband dey look me one kind, come resemble Dexter (the serial killer) join.....had fun all in all but i used style jaa cos the party moved to SOHO and there was no way i wasn't gonna drink...got home at 12:30AM but didn't sleep till like 5:00AM.............this post for long pass this if i had attempted to go into details...#okbye

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