Monday, November 15, 2010

SKILLA DIARIES XIV

I finally finished my report after the 1st draft was classified as a civil servant's work by boss think i've hung out with Timi to much, bloody civil servant...miss u man, no homo! it's 1:30AM by the way and so i decided to blog before i hit the sack.....*yawn*

And so what if i didn't put up a post last week!!!! Una no dey pay me + work has been a binsh lately!









Summary of the week b4
I'll probably omit a few stories as i no too remember selective amnesia
 
Owu Harmattan period started that week and the weather man advised i stay indoors which i did till Saturday when my Mama elf acclaimed aka GTBYellow and giga decided  to drag me out for karaoke which i obliged. Dragged T-Mak along make e no be like say na me be the only guy for the whole lungu. We jammed at the karaoke bar...somewhere in Wuse2 not gonna mention cos they suck donkey balls. Anyhoo....we sha did karaoke with a buncha other cool peeps till we got bored and left the dead zone for Play where we got complimentary tequila shots and monkeyed around for a bit before we all decided to hook up the following Thursday at Casalinda, somewhere in Maitama....to continue with out sonorous karaoke voices....That done, we all left for our respective condos ....THE END .....by the way i scored the highest singing i be-winch-lieve i can fly (78)

Thursday 11/11/10
So my lil bro turned 13 today and his mum was also 50....T-Mak picked me up from work, got them birthday cards presents and headed to the venue to eat awoof dinner e no easy to be bachelor.Next stop, karaoke...invited a few interested friends but not all of em made it......

Picked up Farouq aka El Loco as well as Rory who was waiting for me at home. Got a BBM from softie saying she won't be available. Headed to Casalinda with Farouq, Tmak and Rory...met @gigachic n GTBYellow outside as Well as @Amiestone n her cute sis.

Before I could say jack the rabbit, GTBYellow don already dey sing get busy by sean paul...joined her and we killed it....bad man dat hayam.......the audience cheered, some even gave us a standing ovation. CFC, Duli and OJ popped in, Ms DKNY also came about the same time with Jola an OY....monkeyed around for a bit and decided to hit the sack only we ended up at BYOB....the plan was to spend 30mins which turned to 3hrs....do the maths......CFC was on form at BYOB o cos as the song "Say AAhhh" started playing, as my guy literally popped champagne cos he got mad doe....him even popped one for me i for collect the money *kmt* me sef quality....CFC and my lyt brothers left for Aqua while i went home alone.
Friday 12/11/10
Didn't get off work till late.......hooked up with @Griffinstreaks at Stadia, chilled for a bit and went home for a nap. My phone woke me up around 11:30PM....it was CFC telling me to get ready as he was coming to get me.....rocaholic that i was don kit up...no time for dulling, only the monkey didn't show up till 1:00AM....thank God Stadia no far from my house, i just stroll go join @Griffinstreak and his crew only to find stadia filled with THINGS....totally forgot it was Sumbo's birthday.....sha..sha...i had a lengthy convo with Udeme and talked about greatness while waiting for CFC. He popped in around 1:00AM with Ms Jigi, Ms Bow, Argentina and Ms. J.........Griffin and his crew were heading to Platinum Lounge, wanted to tag along but dem Misses in d car wanted to go to Play....CFC obliged them u go fear yansh veto *kmy*. I just dey para as the number of abanas wey dey griffin crew plenty!!!!!

Play was packed as usual, tipped the bouncers *yes i tip! hayam generous like that* before entering cos if i enter, nothing for them after. CFC no dey carry last, b4 i could say "actor no dey die"..Rose don show for table.....Ms. J's sister later joined, Dr. T making 5girls and 2boys.....where are your wing-men when u need them  we need some more men in here. As if that wasn't bad enough, Ms DKNY sef show looking all angelic for her mind in white. Left for Aristotle and as usual we maintained our champion for one koro in VIP.....all i could say for this night is....it was LEGEN....wait for it.....DARY

Saturday and Sunday
Stayed indoors most of the time and played FIFA '11....went to the office to work for a bit on saturday though.....CFC came to visit with dem Misses.....Ms Jigi almost gorrit, but she ran away her liver no gree even after i offed her paynt *hayam endowed like that............finished up my report by the way, no easy task

Hopefully i'll have something to write this sallah holiday

P.S
i still no dey proof read shit...i see most of u have hugged a transformer and are still alive....i blame PHCN for this....abeg #LightupNigeria

2 comments:

  1. *smh*
    who send proof reading.... i go give the person porcupine make him use am do underwear....

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  2. i was thinking of giving dem ogbono to do skipping rope

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