SKILLA DIARIES XVII

THURSDAY 


It's official, my weekend starts on Thursdays, no thanks to BYOB @ Play....u can add Karaoke @ Cassalinda too.....this thursday wasn't any different from any other as i got off from work and went straight to the Office aka Stadia to mark daily *yes daily* register with Udeme and have a few sessions of greatness with the boys...Rory, Sal and T-Mak later joined us before we all left for Karaoke at Cassalinda. 
The usual suspects were there already, giga, Q, et al..... As usual, ur boy killed it, serenading the audience with my angelic/nickleback voice, had a duet with Bambam as well, singing My Girl....the crowd wend gaga.....even the hostesses were amazed at the way i controlled my tempo, the even offered me a job in their band.... enough of the self praise sef..... Slim and Sal have beautiful voices by the way, i suspect they sing in the church choir.....left Cassalinda for Play...what's Thursday gonna be without BYOB...i mean....had mad fun sha...Bambam does know how to wind her waist, the bottles of vodka mysteriously grew wings and flew away from the table......left around 3:00AM sha....... finished up a report i was working on earlier today at the office and slept around 4:00AM


FRIDAY


Work was a bit tiring today, moving around and stuff... with the hangover from the night before, considering i woke up around 7:30AM...just 3 and a half hours of sleep...*sigh*. My boss must have woken up on the right side of the bed or the report i wrote in my drunken state was exceptionally good cos he commended me on a job well done i should drink more when writing and failed to observe my being late for work. Even got a mail from my other boss who hardly shells praises at his staff commending me on a good job wonders shall never end........Got off work and next stop was Stadia, had a few drinks with the boys and went straight home. Changed my status to Club B.E.D. weekend as i planned to stay indoors all thru only for Duli to show and drag me outta my house just to oppress me at his niece's 5yr Old birthday party...yes birthday party at 8:00PM somewhere in Aso Drive. Oppressed i was oh! Have u ever seen a 2storey bungalow in your life? I was in one o, 2floors underground with pool and golf course in the backyard i must be rich o!  The celebrant's granddad a former dark goggle wearing leader sure made a lot of money for his family before his demise is all i can say....e remain small make i ask the mother to adopt me.....had fun sha and ate ajebutter food make e no be like say i carry last.....got home around midnight and slept like a baby.


SATURDAY


This weekend i was supposed to be in Lagos to support my friend Tkamz for #Underground shame i couldn't make it as i had some urgent matters to attend to at aso rock on GEJ's request owu breeze dey blow. Hooked up with the Adawa Committee at Stadia to watch Manchester United whoop Blackburn's ass 7-1 toh quality, Dimeji Babatope aka Dimitri Berbatov put 5 goals behind the keeper to top the goal charts 11goals toh bad now. 
Thank God for twitter i was able to follow the event there and find out who the eventual winner was...well it was a namesake Tola Smith aka @OyeSmith on twirra........shashasha...blablabla...yadiyadiyada. It was Play's 2nd anniversary and as a loyal customer, i had to be there, only snag was the guest list...i had no problem getting in but a few of my friends wanted to tag along...knowing dem play bouncers, dem fit go funny. Scrolled thru my BBM contacs and found the right person to sort it out Mady! she asked for names i wanted...and as an original naija boy, i sent a list of 10peeps, i can bet the look on her face was priceless when she saw the names...she was probably expecting 3/4...she sha made it happen. THANK YOU MADY HAYES!  


Hooked up with CFC, Dj, Duli, Kachi and T-Mak before going to pick MsKunz and DZ women can like to waste time. CFC ditched us saying he was tired but the Sherlock Holmes in me knew he was going to visit a mutual friend. Got to Play and the bouncers as usual wanted to go funny...even MsKunz showed her irritation wondering if they could read the guest list. We sha entered ordered a bottle of JD, bumped into old and new friends, partied hard.......left the place at 3:00AM for home while everybody went to aqua....watched me some sex education videos porn as i didn't go home with any woman konji na bastard. 


SUNDAY


Sunday as usual was Movie Sunday but  Dexter Season4 instead, fell asleep after the 2nd episode....woke up around 4:30PM, took a stroll to stadia to watch Tottenham vs Liverpool, match ended 2-1. I can say Spurs are the new Kings of Comeback. Was about heading home when Bizzle suggested we try Jabi Zuma Gardens P/Soup....omo the thing make sense die, washing it down with 2bottles of Udeme and enjoying moments of greatness with dem boyz #nohomo...........


MONDAY


Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....looking forward to Thursday where my weekend starts. Have a great week people.


P.S
If u don't have anything to do but spell check and gbagaun-check this post you can;
1. Use Vaseline to fry egg
2. Dance alanta on a basketball
3. Use carpet to sew agbada 
4. Hug Transformer


Choose wisely #okbye!