SKILLA DIARIES XV....SALLAH BREAK

Two posts in a week...whothunkit!....Anyhoo....make i give my diary gist....

Monday
So i got off work a bit late due to preparing a project plan...blablabla...yadiyadiyada....shasha.....i left for Stadia e don dey turn habit to see @GriffinStreaks....before i could say hello, Udeme don show for my front....we begin dey discuss greatness and things in the society by and large, udeme left and Odeku his broda showed...it sure was a good evening cos my light bruva Duli and ordered 2bottles of Fayrouz Lager. Thought the evening was gonna end till TMak picked us (myself n Duli) up for a baiday parry ges2gerra something in Maitama....only snag it was a BYOB...picked up a bottle of Absolut at wine shop................we sha reach the party around 8:30....na we 1st reach sef we even helped in dusting the chairs. In no time, the party crowd trooped in...enough lems as well as enough shayo...omo as a bachelor, i lem tight this awoof no run my belle. The movers and shakers of the shayo industry were guests as well and as a consultant in alcoholic matters, we had a brief session on how to move the industry forward...u can see from the picture below...myself and TMak Sampling the new cocktail made by Q and Eddie of iBlend

iBlend...Do You?

Brainstorming Session

Kodak Moments

TIME Man of the year 2014

Enough of the photos sef....long and short of monday be say...i chop beleful...drank till i was inebriated and got home in one piss...peace abi na piece sef...u sha get my gist.

Tuesday
Sallah day..whoop whoop! enuff eran din din Had to go to work for a brainstorming session with my staff.....got their 5mins late had 2 make an entrance, no be say hangover it was quite productive if i may add. One of my staff who i shall call HIGHREE cos of his usual high state ordered Kasapreko's Alomo Bitters straight from Chale's backyard ...in a nutshell the alomo was imported from Ghana...mixed mine with coke during my presentation and my eloquence was quite on point.....got off work and went straight home to crash...the hunt for the golden fleece aka sallah meet shall begin when i wake up...was awoken by a call from @Griffin at 4:00PM saying  *in Don Jazzy's voice* "now is the time to know who got sallah meat"...na so i show him crib from there myself and his sibs went t Farouq's house and behold...SALLAH MEAT BUFFET ALL U CAN EAT! Omo i even carry my toothpick go "Yo ishna...Yo ishkangae" Good thinking, Good product"....i even managed to get take away for the friendly neighbour Ms. W.

Done at Farouq's the party moved to Stadia dem don jazz boys...Big Jibs aka Hustler Gbamgba was in town btw...he's my brother from another mother.....A few more peeps also joined us...Rory, Jola, Uduak, one yellow fine chick, orobo toh bad and Bassey...had fun while sipping on Udeme.....was supposed to go to platinum as *R-Kelly's voice* My mind is telling me YES...but my body, my body is telling me NO....took the advice of the latter and went home.

Wednesday
Big Shout out to CFC...today was his birthday but the goat that he his wanted to run to lagos...well he did go sha...not until the after the surprise party we WOODCREST NIGGAS threw for him....e no easy to kill ram na...enough meat in the building with shayo to wash it down.........done with CFC's do, TMak picked me up for Attah's do in Garki2....picked up a bottle of Absolut at Area2 shopping complex, Vodka na 2k2 for that zones....heheheheheh...wineshop na 3k5...awon oloshi! .....we got there early as usual..made a few friends as well as identify tweeps i follow on twitter bloody stalker tendency i have  Party was on point ...Shayo choke as na BYOB style party, BBQ everywhere, i doubt if there are chickens and turkeys available in Garki2 area  cos the table was filled with it or maybe cos all the rams in town were dead #dryjoke..... 

Note: this Abuja is a small town, everyone sabi each other and i can say 70% of the attendees at that party are always at play on Thursdays for BYOB.......

Summary of activities at the do...PWAN was duly represented by the Monk and Blaze, SapphireChic almost beat the shit outta me for mistakenly spilling my drink on her hair Bully Oshi, The Gangs, @gigachic and Q were up to no good, GTB Yellow was all mushy mushy, the paparrazi was all over taking pishos of urs truly i kent shout, Zara was looking for husband t die with picks race, Griffin, Jiboye, Jola and Uduak came in later...Mylaxx was without her scarf, Minu had sex twice and one time was with a dude...heheheheheheh....Bruno is a great host, met @khauw..cute she is....that's about all i can remember cos alcohol dey system......got home at 9:43PM and slept like a baby. Woke up at 3:53 AM to type this post.....the END!

P.S
You know the drill....gbagaun all u like...it's my blog and not yours...i still won't proof read it shikena!